i'm Jake and i like playing bass guitar. Studio Ghibli is my remedy for loneliness and a little bit of McFly cures sadness.

Anonymous asked: YOU ARE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE WITH THAT LIP PIERCING

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN FRIEND IS IT LETHAL

valleyofdestruction:

spoken-not-written:

dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk

What’s the word on the street?

Anonymous asked: What's happened to your lip? Like, explain what's happened?

I got it pierced. Had mustard. It stung. I cleaned it. It no stung anymore.

youtube-vine:

spoken-not-written:

IF YOU HAVE JUST HAD YOUR LIP PIERCED DO NOT EAT MUSTARD I REPEAT DO NOT EAT MUSTARD

Why?

ugh it’s so hard finding a job at a garden centre this time of year. the troubles with being a horticulturalist.